[00:01.91]Eternal Flame (song parody) [00:02.92]Lyric by Huang Guan [00:04.41]QQ: 357339036 [00:06.47]This is a parody of the song [00:08.50]"God Lives on Terra" by Julia Ecklar. [00:10.44]For more information about this song, [00:11.76]visit Songworm. [00:17.96]I was taught assembler [00:20.71]in my second year of school. [00:24.82]It's kinda like construction work -- [00:28.62]with a toothpick for a tool. [00:33.00]So when I made my senior year, [00:36.96]I threw my code away, [00:41.37]And learned the way to program [00:45.14]that I still prefer today. [00:47.83] [00:49.05] [00:51.43]Now, some folks on the Internet [00:55.38]put their faith in C++. [00:59.97]They swear that it's so powerful, [01:03.65]it's what God used for us. [01:07.26]And maybe it lets mortals dredge [01:12.10]their objects from the C. [01:16.52]But I think that explains [01:19.92]why only God can make a tree. [01:22.50] [01:23.45] [01:25.86]For God wrote in Lisp code [01:34.50]When he filled the leaves with green. [01:43.37]The fractal flowers and recursive roots: [01:51.04]The most lovely hack I've seen. [01:59.73]And when I ponder snowflakes, [02:07.35]never finding two the same, [02:14.45]I know God likes a language [02:23.52]with its own four-letter name. [02:29.97] [02:32.15] [02:40.74]Now, I've used a SUN under Unix, [02:44.71]so I've seen what C can hold. [02:49.40]I've surfed for Perls, found what Fortran's for, [02:52.62]Got that Java stuff down cold. [02:57.09]Though the chance that I'd write COBOL code [03:00.85]is a SNOBOL's chance in Hell. [03:05.45]And I basically hate hieroglyphs, [03:09.41]so I won't use APL. [03:13.29] [03:15.16] [03:15.98]Now, God must know all these languages, [03:19.82]and a few I haven't named. [03:23.80]But the Lord made sure, when each sparrow falls, [03:26.58]that its flesh will be reclaimed. [03:32.10]And the Lord could not count grains of sand [03:35.17]with a 32-bit word. [03:40.52]Who knows where we would go to [03:44.10]if Lisp weren't what he preferred? [03:47.87] [03:48.81] [03:50.06]And God wrote in Lisp code [03:58.50]Every creature great and small. [04:06.69]Don't search the disk drive for man.c, [04:12.17]When the listing's on the wall. [04:23.61]And when I watch the lightning burn [04:31.01]Unbelievers to a crisp, [04:38.57]I know God had six days to work, [04:48.16]So he wrote it all in Lisp. [04:51.88] [04:52.81] [04:58.43]Yes, God had a deadline. [05:04.76]So he wrote it all in Lisp. [05:09.18] [05:14.44] [05:15.70]